Thursday, May 6, 2010

EXCITING NEWS!

I'm going to be merging my blog with ANOTHER blogger very soon!!! Any guesses on who that other blogger might be? If you guess correctly, I might give you a fabulous prize. Or I might not, in fact I might not even mention it. Start commenting!!!!

22 comments:

  1. Oooo! Is it Glenn Beck? Because I know how much you and TBK love him! He has such a heart for Jesus and white people!

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  2. Is it Grammie Mommy? Are you guys going to hold another contest again and maybe or maybe not send out the prize? I would love to see a reunion of sorts. Praise God and praise you!! PTL!!!

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  3. I had a good guess but then I saw ^'s guess and it was WAYYY better than mine. I'm sticking with that! You guys would be a GREAT team!

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  4. Would it be the hunk Burger King, whom you happily submit to??

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  5. OH, BQ, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE SO SPIRITUAL AND SUCH A GODLY MOTHER AND WIFE. I'M A REALLY YOUNG MOTHER. I'M ONLY 19 AND I ALREADY HAVE 4 KIDS WITH 1 ON THE WAY, JUST LIKE YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. OH, AND MY HUSBAND SMOKES POT AND DOESN'T REALLY LIKE TO WORK. I TOLD HIM YOUR BURGER KING SMOKES POT, I MEAN USED TO SMOKE POT AND DOESN'T LIKE TO WORK EITHER AND SO IT'S ALL OKAY. JESUS STILL LOVES US. I READ EVERY WORD OF EVERY BLOG THAT YOU POST AND EVEN TAKE NOTES. I REALLY STRIVE TO BE LIKE YOU BUT I FAIL DAILY. MAYBE IF I CAN START A BLOG AND MAKE A LOT A LOT OF MONEY LIKE YOU, I WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FAILURE BUT I KNOW GOD FORGIVES ME FOR EVERYTHING. I'M SO GLAD GOD IS A FORGIVING GOD AREN'T YOU? HE IS SO GOOD TO US ISN'T HE? PTL! MY SON HAS A MOHAWK JUST LIKE YOUR CHICKEN TENDERS AND MY OLDEST... WELL, WE'RE TRYING TO GROW HIS HAIR OUT LIKE YOUR WHOPPER'S. THEY JUST LOVE, I MEAN LOVE TO CLIMB ALL OVER ME WHILE I'M READING YOUR BLOG AND LOOK AT YOUR FABULOUS PICTURES. I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU IN REAL LIFE. I PRAY YOU WILL ONE DAY VISIT OUR STATE SO THAT YOU CAN TAKE PICTURES OF MY RUGRATS, I MEAN BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. WELL, I MUST GO. I'M MAKING WOODLAND CREATURE FOOD FOR DINNER TONIGHT... JUST LIKE YOU. LOTS OF LOVE FROM OUR GROWING FAMILY TO YOURS.

    P.S. SORRY IF YOU CAN'T READ MY ALL CAPS TYPING. I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND WANT TO SHOW MY EXCITEMENT!

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  6. OH, I'M SO EMBARASSED. I WAS SO EXCITED, I DIDN'T EVEN GUESS. AND WOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THAT AUTHOR, YOUR FRIEND, YOU KNOW THE ONE WHO WROTE, HOW TO SUBMIT TO YOUR ABUSIVE HUSBAND BECAUSE GOD SAID TO SUBMIT NO MATTER WHAT. AND, AND, I THINK SHE ALSO WROTE ANOTHER BOOK WITH HER HUSBAND.... NATURAL FAMILY PLANNING.... GOD'S WAY.... EVEN IF IT MEANS YOU HAVE 23 KIDS IN 23 YEARS AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT... GOD WILL PROVIDE. OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHO IT REALLY IS. I WILL BE CLICK, CLICK, CLICKING ON YOUR BLOG ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT TO FIND OUT.

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  8. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'.

    Superb!

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  9. I just discovered your blog and I've been reading without stopping because of all the wisdom here...forgive me, I'm hyperventilating over the excitement of actually communicating with you. As for my guess as to who you're going to be merging with...I think it's a squirrel but I'm going to say Jesus.

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  10. I officially adore this blog.

    Makes me laugh, but yet shake my head at the same time seeing as this is all true.

    I'm Alex from the MWOP blog, trying to figure out how I can use my disqus profile from there, over here!

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  11. OMG have you seen that new blog called BQWOP? It is rather horrible and I can't believe that people would ever say anything so mean about Burger Queen or even question her. I mean BQ is so spiritual and like the closest person to God I have ever "met" (online that is) and she has really great advice about being a Mom. Im a a homeschool mom too and I just praise her because she can effecively teach her two oldest kids whilst blogging, tweeting 30 times a day, giving away a lot of money, breasfeeding the younger four and all sorts of really super great mom stuff. BQs kids are SO much more adorable than mine, I only wish my daughter had a unibrow. Burger Queen is so skinny and Im totally jealous of her tangled knotted curly hair. Oh and TBK is a really upstanding moral guy who anyone woman would be jealous of, he really sets the spiritual leader example for any Godly man. One time she had a contest on her blog to win a Dell Mini Laptop and I WON! All I had to do was give $10 to World Vision, little did she know that I would never in real life donate to a charity without being bribed.


    ....ok im done....thanks for the laugh, seriously BQ this is the best thing Ive seen since Tina Feys impression of Sarah Palin "i can see russia from my house" seriously.

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  12. Sweet Burger Queen, may I kneel at your Alter of Condiments? Remember the time I sent you an email asking for guidance, and you sent me a form letter back? I cherished that response!! You are my inspiration and give me the will to go on every day. Thank you, Burger Queen!

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  13. Oh my, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Please keep posting. Seriously.

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  14. If this keeps up, I'll need to invest in Depends!

    Thank you again BQ for such sweet, spiritual, uplifting, and godly entertainment for us all who are now your faithful followers. Kiss all those sweet babes goodnight for me. xoxo

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  15. can you PLEASE tell me how to turn carrots into baby food? I have NO idea how to cut them up and blend them in my food processor...I really need someone with your great homemade baby food skills to help me out. AND please take detaile pictures of each step. Thanks, Mwah!

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  16. Yeah, but does your husband have a small weiner?

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  17. @anon 9:02

    bwahahahahahaha!!!!

    WOLVERINES!!!

    TURQUOISE!!!

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  18. I hope the recipe is for some "Mini Wiener Schnitzel" for the next church group meeting!

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  19. Can you please post an updated picture of Whopper? The one I have on my screen saver is over a month old.

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  20. Can we trade kids? Seriously. Yours are soooo well behaved. If I asked my kid to stop chewing on his hair he wouldn't stop. If I was trying to teach my other kids and my two year old daughter climbed on the table and cried for attention, I would never ever be able to get her off like you can!
    Yesterday I accidentally called my oldest Whopper! And he's sooo used to it he didn't even notice! Also, yesterday my youngest went to bed two hours late because I couldn't find his heart monitor... then I remembered he doesn't actually need one!
    I LOVE your kids so much!!

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  21. I wish my kids were as cute as yours! And I encourage them to act like hellions out in public just like yours do. I wish my hubby had a small weiner, I am so sad to know that he isn't like TBK.

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  22. I feel like you are my real life BFF!!!!! Seriously!!!
    And don't worry about BQWOP... they, their kids and grandchildren will rot in hell for.all.eternity (get it? I try to write like you - you're so great that way (get it? I did it again!!!))

    I'm soooooooo excited that you are publishing my comments!!!!!!

    Can we meet in real life? I've saved up 200US that I'd really like to spend wisely. We're almost bankrupt but I told my DH (he is really understanding and wonderful and loves me so much, I'm sure he and Burger King would be best friends) that spending that money on you would be an investment and he agrees.

    I can't wait to comment all day about how wonderful you are!!! I'll be sure to refresh every 4.3 minutes in case you do something!!!!!!

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