OMG am I first?????? OMG I can't handle it!!!! Please send the iPad to me. Its the least you can do. God has reigned his love down on me and I am the first commenter!!! PTL people PTL!!!
Your baby is beautiful. Are you going to have a homebirth? Will Whopper cut the cord? Maybe Chicken Tenders? Will you bury your placenta in the backyard? I'm so excited I am packing my bags to come and see you right now!
You are so awesome. I hope that you will share your infinite wisdom with us all. I have made the decision to change the names of my children so that I can name them after yours. Maybe then they will be closer to worthy because they FAIL right now.
I had a great idea...if you set up a web cam in your kitchen or living room, then we could catch a glimpse of your amazing life. I am sure people would conn. to refresh their pages, just so they could see you and the rest of your awesome BQ Family.
OMG, you should totally deep fry your placenta and let the MSC eat it! How's that for a healthy and organic food choice? But you must deep fry it, otherwise they won't recognize it as food, you know. I LOVE YOU!!!!
Will you make my babies for me? You have such perfect babies. Mine would look like freaks. I want YOU to have MY babies. I love you, I love, love, LOVE you!
P.S. Will you be my best friend? OK. Will you at least SAY you're my best friend? Alright. Can we just ACT like we're best friends? OK. Deal!
I USED to think I was defined by my cloth diapering, babywearing, organic eating, vaccination delaying, homeschooling, baby food making, extended breastfeeding and cosleeping ways.
THEN I realized I actually use disposable diapers, feed my kids fast food, get vaccines while I'm pregnant, stop breastfeeding before one year, put my baby to sleep in a closet, and that my kids are too young to really homeschool! But I'm still better than you!!!
The Burger King is my amazing husband, father to our 4.5 children. We almost got divorced after he was convicted of domestic violence twice, but NOW I happily submit to him, even though he has a police record a mile long. But that's ok because Jesus forgives and tells me to submit, so I will. You probably should too!
Whopper!
Whopper is our 5-year-old son. He's a cute and normal 5-year-old but I like to pretend he's such a deep thinker and sooooo unique because he doesn't care what anybody thinks!
Chicken Tenders
Chicken Tenders is our second son, and I basically ignore him most of the time. I give him a mohawk to prove how alternative and cool we are.
Curly Fries
Curly Fries is our sweet little 2-yr-old daughter. She is nothing less than adorable and I love to dress her up in bows and make her into a mini-me!
Sausage Biscuit
Sausage Biscuit is our one-year-old miracle son. You see, he once had a moderately serious heart ailment. But then God performed a miracle and completely healed him!!! It's so funny because instead of just instantly healing him, God had to use all these doctors and hospitals and technology to get the job done. Isn't it funny how God NEVER chooses to heal children of terminal cancer or chromosomal disorders or anencephaly, yet He healed our son of a moderate heart disorder?! Maybe Jesus just loves some babies more than others, who knows!
Oreo BK Sundae Shake
Oreo BK Sundae Shake is our SURPRISE fifth babe! We are so smitten and in love with this babe! BABE BABE BABE!
OMG am I first?????? OMG I can't handle it!!!! Please send the iPad to me. Its the least you can do. God has reigned his love down on me and I am the first commenter!!! PTL people PTL!!!
ReplyDeleteYour baby is beautiful. Are you going to have a homebirth? Will Whopper cut the cord? Maybe Chicken Tenders? Will you bury your placenta in the backyard? I'm so excited I am packing my bags to come and see you right now!
OH WHY WHY WHY WHY
ReplyDeleteCant I be you???
You are so awesome. I hope that you will share your infinite wisdom with us all. I have made the decision to change the names of my children so that I can name them after yours. Maybe then they will be closer to worthy because they FAIL right now.
OMG you look SOOOO amazing preggo! I wish I were you! Can we see your toes though please? I bet they are GORGEOUS!
ReplyDeleteFirst???!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesomeeee! You look so gorgeous pregnant!
ReplyDeleteCan we have a "guess the name" once Oreo BK Sundae Shake is born and maybe win an iPad? *wink wink*
I had a great idea...if you set up a web cam in your kitchen or living room, then we could catch a glimpse of your amazing life. I am sure people would conn. to refresh their pages, just so they could see you and the rest of your awesome BQ Family.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I'm so excited. What color will Oreo BK Sundae Shake's room be painted, so I can paint my child's room the same color.
ReplyDeleteWe need more toe shots. And we don't care that you have manly looking feet.
ReplyDeleteOMG, you should totally deep fry your placenta and let the MSC eat it! How's that for a healthy and organic food choice? But you must deep fry it, otherwise they won't recognize it as food, you know. I LOVE YOU!!!!
ReplyDeleteI cannot handle how hilarious and perfect this blog is. You are awesome!
ReplyDeleteI just nearly fell out of my seat laughing. You have got Mck down to a science.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me someone has kindly forwarded your blog address to her. She'd be tickled pink that you gave her the giggles.
contact.mckmama@gmail.com
Will you make my babies for me? You have such perfect babies. Mine would look like freaks. I want YOU to have MY babies.
ReplyDeleteI love you, I love, love, LOVE you!
P.S. Will you be my best friend? OK. Will you at least SAY you're my best friend? Alright. Can we just ACT like we're best friends? OK. Deal!