I USED to think I was defined by my cloth diapering, babywearing, organic eating, vaccination delaying, homeschooling, baby food making, extended breastfeeding and cosleeping ways.
THEN I realized I actually use disposable diapers, feed my kids fast food, get vaccines while I'm pregnant, stop breastfeeding before one year, put my baby to sleep in a closet, and that my kids are too young to really homeschool! But I'm still better than you!!!
The Burger King is my amazing husband, father to our 4.5 children. We almost got divorced after he was convicted of domestic violence twice, but NOW I happily submit to him, even though he has a police record a mile long. But that's ok because Jesus forgives and tells me to submit, so I will. You probably should too!
Whopper!
Whopper is our 5-year-old son. He's a cute and normal 5-year-old but I like to pretend he's such a deep thinker and sooooo unique because he doesn't care what anybody thinks!
Chicken Tenders
Chicken Tenders is our second son, and I basically ignore him most of the time. I give him a mohawk to prove how alternative and cool we are.
Curly Fries
Curly Fries is our sweet little 2-yr-old daughter. She is nothing less than adorable and I love to dress her up in bows and make her into a mini-me!
Sausage Biscuit
Sausage Biscuit is our one-year-old miracle son. You see, he once had a moderately serious heart ailment. But then God performed a miracle and completely healed him!!! It's so funny because instead of just instantly healing him, God had to use all these doctors and hospitals and technology to get the job done. Isn't it funny how God NEVER chooses to heal children of terminal cancer or chromosomal disorders or anencephaly, yet He healed our son of a moderate heart disorder?! Maybe Jesus just loves some babies more than others, who knows!
Oreo BK Sundae Shake
Oreo BK Sundae Shake is our SURPRISE fifth babe! We are so smitten and in love with this babe! BABE BABE BABE!
