Friday, May 7, 2010

Introducing...

Introducing....

THE BURGER KING!


That's right, my husband has decided to start blogging! Some of you guessed right about who I was talking about in my last post. Too bad it wasn't a giveaway post...maybe next time! Keep trying!

Let me warn you, he is a very BOLD blogger! Don't read his stuff if you're easily offended! My husband is SUCH a good Christian and a good example to our children. He has come SO FAR in his walk with the Lord and I am SO PROUD of him for that. I love his heart!

And his first post can be found RIGHT HERE!....ahem, right here, on my blog:

Hi, I'm the Burger King, otherwise known as TBK. I am now blogging on the Burger QUEEN'S blog. And here is my first post:

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PORN AND DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!

17 comments:

  1. That was profound, TBK! I AM listening! Have you considered volunteering with youth in some way? There is so much that could be learned from you!

    Bless you!

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  2. I applaud your boldness and how much you put yourself out there for others to see the real you! Burger Queen is so lucky to have you as a husband. I will be sharing this with my husband as well in hopes that he too may be more like you. You have blessed me with your words of wisdom.

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  3. I just want to say I am SO PROUD of my husband for being so real and being true to himself in his writing. Also, he was prom king. In high school. Because that is so important for you all to know and be jealous of!

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  4. Oh my TBK, I love the way you spoke your mind here, without fear, and boldly blogging like your sweet submissive Burger Queen. She is teaching you well. I wouldn't worry about this ever being seen by your sweet babes in the future, they will revere and respect you for speaking your heart, and "walking the walk" You know they say, confession cleanses the soul.

    And always remember, you can get some good, christian mental health counseling about the small penis syndrome, & the porn & masturbation addiction. You can book the appt. to do this at the same time you and the BQ go for counseling, (in relation to those spousal abuse charges from last year) Bless your heart!

    I'll be storming the gates with prayer for you to continue to reach others with your new found blogging. PTL!

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  5. Thanks Anon, you've really given me something to think about here.

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  6. YOU ARE MY NEW MENTOR TBK!!!! WAY TO BLOG BOLDLY....I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MAN OF GOD AND IM SO HAPPY YOU CAN BE MY IDOL NOW!! MY WIFE IS OBSESSED WITH YOUR WIFE!! IM SO HAPPY NOW EACH OF US HAS SOMEONE TO TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES!!! THANKS AGAIN!!

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  7. TBK - I would really like to know about your stance on legalizing drugs. I just trust your judgement so much and am sure that whatever you say about it will be in line with God's teaching, so I'll just be able to substitute my own thinking with yours. Please let us know how you feel about that in your next post!

    And don't let anyone tell you that talking about relations between a husband and wife on a parenting blog is inappropriate. God wants us to talk about sex! Blessings to you and your sweet family.

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  8. Why are all the good men taken? BQ please know how damn (and yes I do swear on occassion) lucky you are. I wish my husband was BOLD period.

    TBK - What can I say? Your boldness on your FIRST blog post is just...amazing. It takes my breath away. Please continue to blog. I am going to have my husband read your entry tonight, and pray that some of your "manliness" wears off on him. God is leading you down a healthy, and happy path for your marriage. Alittle bit of pot, porn, and infidelity is OK. Follow your heart. God Bless you and your amazing family!

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  9. TBK,

    Could you please tell us how we should dress, and what sorts of *things* we can do for our husbands to please them? I value your wisdom and insight. BQ you are so blessed to have found such a Godly man with whom to share your life.

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  11. Honestly, I wish my man could help me make 5 kids in 5 years and somehow support our family without going to work.

    All my soon to be but yet unfertilized eggs are just waiting patiently until Thanksgiving when I can start baking Number 6!

    I hope I can educate my 2 oldest while the other 4 are crawling around underfoot, clamoring for my attention! But then again, my kids all sleep on demand whenever I want them too.

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  12. Prom King! OOOh .....I thought you said Porn King. Need to clean my glasses. Thanks for your bold writing, TBK. What a great post you wrote about you and your wife. Just wondering why you wrote the word penis so SMALL?

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  13. Wow. I'm hyperventilating again because of the proximity to such awesomeness. It's about time men stepped up to the plate and started acting like men again. Burger Queen, you are so blessed to be married to a real man. I hope you don't start getting mail from the haters who don't think real men should pee standing up. Keep up the good work, Burger King!

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  14. such words of wisdom, god bless you TBK. i hope you kids grow up to be just like you, i'll be praying especially for whopper because last i heard from BQ he likes to put on his moms lavender lotion "because it makes him sleepy", and wear his hair in pony tails like his little sis curly fry, that sounds just like my lil bro who is now, ahem, playing for the other team if you know what i mean.

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  15. Your honesty is like a breath of fresh air. We all know the only thing men think about are penis/vagina. They just are too worried about their image to be real. I wish more men were like you.

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